“Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron are at each other’s throats!” declares the National Enquirer.Why, what allegedly happened? Sources for the tabloid say the Oscar winners “are blasting each other for following the same path in their charity work, families and careers, and Angie thinks she’s a copycat.”Oh, so this is a stupid story!“The bad blood begins with their good works,” explains the Enquirer insider, confirming our suspicions that this is a work of total nonsense.According to the outlet, Jolie believes Theron “followed her lead” by starting to work on behalf of the United Nations in 2008, a few years after Jolie’s affiliation with the organization began.Moreover, the Enquirer says that Jolie is “convinced” that Theron’s 2011 adoption of son Jackson was “inspired” by her own 2005 adoption of daughter Zahara.“The source said that Angie even wonders whether Charlize is gunning to be part of Hollywood’s hot new activist power couple, now that she’s hooked up with Sean Penn,” says the tabloid, which quotes its tipster as claiming, “Angie’s in an absolute fury!” Just when you thought this ridiculous story couldn’t get more absurd, the “source” introduces the idea that Theron thinks Jolie’s upcoming movie Maleficent — a take on the Sleeping Beauty story — is similar to her own 2012 film Snow White and the Huntsman.“This sounds like one feud that’s not going to be settled anytime soon!” shrieks the Enquirer source, optimistically.Uh-huh.Look, everyone knows the Enquirer has been fabricating stories about Jolie for years.