Angelina Jolie Thinks Brad Pitt Stinks

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Published on Friday, 25 October 2013 17:25

Written by Showbiz Spy

                BRAD Pitt is too stinky for Angelina Jolie! he actor has sworn off soap, and has instead been using a homemade concoction of lemons, water and apple cider vinegar. “Brad says he’s read up on the toxins of soap – especially the antibacterial ones – and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the aging process in humans,” said an insider. “But Angie was revolted, and their kids even started calling him ‘Stinky Daddy.’ Angie agreed to humor him only as long as they weren’t on the same continent. “Angelina told him he ‘smelled like a sheepdog’.” Meanwhile, Brad is furious that Angelina is wooing a sexy Japanese rock star to play the villain in her new film — because he looks like the actress’ former lesbian lover! Despite having little or no acting experience, Angelina, 38, cast Japanese rocker Miyavi – whose real name is Takamasa Ishihara – to play the choice role of ruthless, sadistic prison guard Mutsuhiro Watanabe in Unbroken, which she’s filming in Australia. “Angelina was absolutely hypno­tized by Miyavi’s haunting audition for her film,” said a source, adding that she couldn’t stop talking about the gender-bending rocker, who loves to wear makeup, reports the National Enquirer. “Miyavi bears a striking resem­blance to Angie’s former lesbian lover Jenny Shimizu – and that fact wasn’t lost on Brad.” Angelina hooked up with Shimizu in 1996, gush­ing that she “fell in love with her the first second I saw her.” And in 2005, Shimizu claimed her affair with An­gie lasted many years. “Angie told Brad that she’d probably have to spend a lot of time coaching Mi­yavi because he’s never had a major Hollywood role before,” the source continued. “That sent Brad over the edge. He’s halfway around the world in England while Angie’s reading lines with this sexy Asian rocker. “She told Brad that, as outrageous as Miyavi looks and acts, with all his tattoos and piercings, he’s actually a down-to-earth family man. Still, Angie gushed so much about Miyavi, it drove Brad bonkers.” Despite Angie’s assurances that there’s nothing to worry about with Miyavi, Brad is planning to keep a close eye on her, said the source. “He’s insisting that they Skype every day – even though Sydney is 10 hours ahead of London,” blabbed the mole.

source : Showbiz Spy