Jon Voight: Angelina Jolie Should Play Michele Bachmann In a Movie
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- Published on Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:27
- Written by Jezebel
As the midterm elections draw nigh, so too does the end of of Michele Bachmann's career in the US House of Representatives, and minds shift to what the Minnesota Loon will do in her post-legislative career. Run for President? Go on Fox and get paid to talk out of her ass about Islam, like, as a job? Be the subject of a sweeping biopic? For those of you who aren't simultaneously delighted and horrified by Michele Bachmann so intensely that you have a Michele Bachmann Google news alert, some bad news: the Minnesota Congresswoman is not running for reelection. Only a racist snowman made of sparkling white sugar and bleached evil could possibly come close to replacing her, and she's not quite sure yet what her next move will be.Buried in a long Washington Post piece about Bachmann's professional future is this little nugget of pure dumb joy from famous Michele Bachmann fanboy and Angelina Jolie sire Jon Voight. Actor and close friend Jon Voight said he'd talk to his friends at Fox News on her behalf. As far as he's concerned, Bachmann is already a star. If there were ever to be a movie about her life, he said, his daughter Angelina Jolie would be great for the part. "Actually, that was not a wise thing for me to say, because her politics are not with Michele," he said later. "I only wish they would be." Hope isn't lost, Voight. Maybe if Ang and the gang fall into Nicholas Cage levels of debt and she has to start taking every part offered to her in order to pay off her fleet of child-sized platinum motorcycles, then this beautiful trainwreck of a film can be spirited into being. Until then we can only cherish every day left in Bachmann's career in Congress.
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Eugenie Bouchard Channels Angelina Jolie In Little Black Dress
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- Published on Tuesday, 28 October 2014 05:25
- Written by Huffington post
Move over Angelina Jolie—Eugenie Bouchard can rock a LBD like a pro, too! On Saturday, the Canadian tennis star posted a sexy Instagram snap of herself rocking a curve-hugging black dress with a dangerously high leg slit at the WTA Year End Gala Party.The 20-year-old Quebec-native captioned the pic, "Channeling my inner Angelina Jolie," referring to the famous Atelier Versace dress that Angie wore (and was made fun of) at the 2012 Oscars. (Never forget her right leg.) Genie flaunted her seriously toned leg in the stunning gown, which featured zipper details and long sleeves. Sporting black pumps and a tangle of flawless blond curls, Canada's pride and joy looked confident enough to walk the red carpet alongside Hollywood's biggest and brightest.Although her season on the WTA Tour came to an end (she was defeated by Serena Williams), Eugenie has kept her game face on and even got a little R&R in Singapore, where she flaunted her curves in a cute bikini.Do you think Genie did a good impression of Angelina Jolie?
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Angelina Jolie vs Kylie JennerWho's Got The Sexier Lips?
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- Published on Tuesday, 28 October 2014 05:45
- Written by Pulse
Do you think Kylie Jenner's full lips is sexier and better than Angelina Jolie's? Angelina Jolie's famous lips now has a worthy competitor! 17-year-old reality TV star Kylie Jenner is channeling her Jolie lips well but she has been bombed with heavy criticisms lately for rocking an artificial body part.The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star might have had the Oscar winner in mind when she allegedly visited the lip surgeon months back.Both stars are now rocking full lips admired by most men and Kylie doesn't hold back when it comes to flaunting her new obsession on social media.Jolie's role in the award winning film "Original Sin" still stands one of he biggest ventures the actress has been praised for using what she has (those lips) to get whatever she wants. As for Kylie, she's still to make an impact in either the movie or music scenes for the rest of the world to take note of her lips.Meanwhile, Selena Gomez, a former BFF to Kylie – recenlty mocked the reality star when she took a selfie pushing out her lip like Kylie does. The only difference is hers were natural...atleast thats what she was trying to say.Well, whether fake or not, Kylie Jenner sure as hell is running closely behind Angelina Jolie when it comes to dazzing in the sexiest lips in Hollywood.However, we have to ask, whose lips do you prefer: Jolie or Kylie?
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Brad Pitt Praises He And Angelina Jolie's Kids' Behavior During Post-Wedding Meeting With Queen Of England
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- Published on Tuesday, 28 October 2014 05:20
- Written by Design n Trend
Brad Pitt says that he and Angelina Jolie's six kids—Maddox, 13, Pax, 10, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 8, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 6—didn't embarrass America when they met the Queen of England during Jolie's dame ceremony earlier this month."That was a lovely day for our whole family. We were offered the opportunity to bring the kids in to meet the Queen afterwards, and I have to say I have never seen them so still and respectful in my whole life," Pitt, 50, told Hello! Magazine. "To see them bowing and curtseying and saying 'Your Majesty' was an absolute delight."Meeting the kings and queens of the world's most powerful countries builds character, Pitt opined."Travel is the best education there is," he said. "I had never been on a plane till I was 24 or 25, so when I started to travel abroad, whether it was to Netherlands or Tokyo or Belgium, it was all such an experience."Pitt's upcoming movie "By the Sea," written and directed by Jolie, took the "Moneyball" star to Malta, where he was forced to speak French for the role."I think my French is pretty good, so my writer/director put a lot of the language into the script and we'll see how I do," he said. "My writer/director is tough as nails, as you know."Jolie's "Unbroken," which she directed and produced, hits theaters later this year and may compete with Pitt's "Fury" at the Academy Awards. The prospect of battling his wife for an Oscar doesn't bother Pitt, however."I often end up with movies competing with my friends' movies and I always feel that it's great when we all make it there," he said. "I am immensely proud of Angie, she's made an incredible movie, which is a big story about the triumph of the human spirit - we're certainly not pitted against each other and I hope 'Unbroken' gets all the recognition it deserves."
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Kate Middleton and Angelina Jolie Worry Queen Elizabeth: Angelina Too Skinny and Kate Headed Down Same Anorexic Path?
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- Published on Monday, 27 October 2014 05:05
- Written by Celeb Dirty Laundry
Everyone agreed that Kate Middleton looked amazing last week on her first public appearances since announcing her second child pregnancy, everyone except Queen Elizabeth, that is! Apparently Elizabeth seeing super skinny Angelina Jolie when she awarded her the honorary Dame title recently was a shock for the monarch and got her to worrying about Kate Middleton’s weight. Bad enough the poor old Queen had to deal with another one of The Duchess of Cambridge’s wardrobe malfunctions but now she needs to worry that Kate is starving her unborn child!Angelina Jolie’s super skinny skeletal frame has caught the attention of everyone in recent photos, and friends and family are very concerned about her weight loss. Even the Queen of England thinks Angelina Jolie needs to eat a hamburger! Earlier this month Angelina Jolie visited Buckingham Palace to accept an honorary Dame award from Queen Elizabeth for her humanitarian work, now insiders are revealing that the Queen and Angie had a very candid conversation about Angelina’s eating habits. The Queen fears Prince William’s wife Kate Middleton is headed down the same path as Jolie, and multiple reports have revealed that Queen Elizabeth is unhappy with Kate’s weight – especially now that she has a royal bun in the oven.Queen Elizabeth may be 88 years old, but she still has eyes like a hawk, and was quick to notice Angelina Jolie’s boney extremities and frail figure when she awarded her the Honorary Dame Grand Cross. According to the November 3rd edition of GLOBE Magazine an insider at the award ceremony reveals, “Angelina looked so skinny she stunned palace observers, even the Queen expressed surprise. She remarked that Angelina needed some traditional British food like roast beef and Yorkshire pudding to put some meat on her bones. I’m surprised she didn’t suggest chocolate cake, that’s the Majesty’s weak spot!”
Another witness at Angeline Jolie’s Honorary Dame Grand Cross ceremony informed GLOBE, “Angie looked like a stick insect. She’s so thin you feel a strong gust of wind could blow her over. Her long legs are pathetically bony. The flesh seems to be falling off her.”Apparently nothing bothers Queen Elizabeth more than a woman who doesn’t take care of herself. Insiders have revealed on more than one occasion that the Queen thinks Kate Middleton is too skinny, and is concerned she has an eating disorder. Now that Kate is pregnant with she and Prince William’s second child, Queen Elizabeth has the royal team on high alert to make sure Kate is eating properly. It’s one thing for Kate Middleton to starve herself – but Elizabeth will not have her starving her unborn grandchild.Queen Elizabeth is very prim and proper, and hardly ever speaks candidly regarding issues like one’s diet. So, the fact that even the Queen of England felt the need to tell Angelina Jolie she was too skinny and needed to start eating properly is a testament to how serious the actress’s fragile body really is. Do you think that Kate Middleton may have an eating disorder as well?
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